Yes, it is a great name for a band. It's also a bizarre web site for a band to have.
But they do have a pretty humorous account of visiting a Christian "Hell House," which includes such priceless extracts as:
"In Hell you will inhale uncomfortable amounts of smoke machine fog while a guy dressed like Jason Voorhees* stands calmly next to you revving a chainless chainsaw."
"In this scenario [sins of pornography] a man is shown looking at a Penthouse until his wife gets mad and throws the magazine to the ground. I made a point to see if the guy was really looking at porn, but it turns out someone had just pasted the cover of a Penthouse to some electronics magazine. This disappointed me until I realized that someone working for the Hell House had to have done the handiwork; and you know there is no way that some dude spent 8 bucks on a Penthouse just to rip the cover off."
"Two guys dressed in concert security uniforms where beating the shit out of some guy in a bloody diaper. At first I thought I was watching the sin of performance art, but I soon realized that the guy in the diaper was probably Jesus, and the security guys were Romans (Security costumes are cheaper I suppose). "
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