Friday, February 29, 2008

Just a good story

The short of it: identical twin gay gymnast porn star drug dealers are arrested for a string of rooftop robberies. In handcuffs, one of them smashes through the back window of the cop car with his head, flings himself onto the ground face first, dives into a lake and swims across it like a freaking dolphin, yelling, "You'll never catch me". Yes, this really happened.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Stop What You Are Doing RIGHT NOW

And listen to this contemporary Christian artist. Especially "America Repent." You won't be sorry.

Excerpt from an interview on a German Linux site

"Welche drei Menschen und welche drei Dinge w├╝rdest du auf eine einsame Insel mitnehmen (ohne Internetanschluss)?

Ohne Internetanschluss? Vergiss es, ich fahr nicht auf die! "

Productivity Enhancer Of The Day

Your favorite 8 bit Nintendo games now playable in your browser! I defy anyone to get any work done today.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008


A fantastic new limerick site just started by Randall Munroe of xkcd using the codebase from There you go, three of the best sites on the internet in one blog post.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Attention please

I love Achewood. No, I didn't see it coming, either. Sorry about the small print.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Bad Sex!

More from the Bulwer-Lytton treasure troves... except these are real!
Current favorite:

She had on no knickers, and my heart went crash-bang-wallop and my eyes popped out. She hadn't shaved, and her fanny looked like a tropical fish or a bit of old carpet.

'So, you just gonna sit there?' Abi asked, and I laughed nervously. I was hardening up, but it was all a bit of a shock really. All I'd planned that night was listening to a selection of records and maybe some homework. I tried to go down on her, thinking back to the Razzle and how the boys did it in that. But my heart wasn't into it - her cunt smelt a bit like an armpit, and when I pulled the lips open I knew I'd have to shut them numerous times or else I'll die of Aids or I'd fall into it.

Jon finally releases Doubletwist!

Apparently, it is the holy grail of transcoding, and you never need to worry about DRM again?


Iowa's premier motivational rock band.
PSA on juvenile diabetes...
Falconheart box set...
Dream Like an Eagle...
and a lil something extra about cats wearing hats...

And a Church Made of Legos!


Monday, February 18, 2008

Another great music video from Eric (of Tim and Eric)

I really like this tune and the music video is just so's great!

The Bird and the Bee "Polite Dance Song"

Sorry for the repost Drkhorse! I guess I haven't been keeping up with the blog as much as I should...

:) Very cool song though!

Lobbyists represent the real America

In keeping with SLM's proud tradition of posting items with no less than 6 months good aging, here's a stellar quote from Sen. Clinton. From August.

Sam Adams responds to hop shortage by sharing with microbrewers at cost

That is to say, no more than 2/3 market value, and probably much less, assuming you can find any worth brewing with at all. What a surprisingly genteel move from a corporation.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

A Graphic Novel!

The Plot: The Secret Story of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion by Will Eisner with introduction by Umberto Eco.
Looks awesome. Balls awesome.

2 Girls 1 Cup

The best reaction ever (from the drunk history guys).

A Really Cool Video

by Eric from Tim and Eric!

Friday, February 15, 2008

Monday, February 11, 2008

The Bible, Now Available in Manga Form

"The Sermon on the Mount did not make the book, though, because there was not enough action to it."

Dadaist Webcomics To Waste Your Life...

Dinosaur Comics + Dada = Dadasaurus Rex (updated every minute or so... just hit refresh)
Random Penguins + Dada = Dada Pokey (also incessantly updated... or something)
Sorry about the dadaist webcomics... I think they're ridiculous.
Also this is a very funny comic. Which is also not dadaist.

Saturday, February 09, 2008

Conservapedia Stats

I know this is old news, but still amazing (and the order hasn't changed appreciably since the last time I saw it).

Most Viewed Pages on Conservapedia:

  1. Homosexuality‎ [2,333,132]
  2. Main Page‎ [2,245,758]
  3. Teen Homosexuality‎ [409,209]
  4. Arguments Against Homosexuality‎ [329,674]
  5. Homosexual Agenda‎ [326,344]
  6. Ex-homosexuals‎ [314,513]
  7. Homosexuality and Choice‎ [309,486]
  8. Homosexuality and Anal Cancer‎ [297,169]
  9. Wikipedia‎ [296,993]
  10. Homosexuality and Health‎ [291,026]
Notice any trend?

Fantastic fake ID

Uhhhh....about your picture...

Thursday, February 07, 2008

Honest banner ads

Pretty clever, for a article.


Some people don't like it.

And some people REALLY hate it.

Read this article
. It's rather mundane until you get to the final quote at the end referring to the attorney who represented the mother in a case against a doctor:

According to Baer's Web site, he "contributes substantial amounts of time to ending the barbaric practice of routine infant male circumcision worldwide, insuring genital integrity for all citizens of the world."

Wow. Genital integrity for ALL citizens of the world.

GOP Swear Jar

Except, instead of putting in money for swearing, you put in money for humanizing your opponent.

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Avril Lavigne Plays Hong Kong

Whoever wrote on her arm is brilliant.

Things you should know...

about French President Nicolas Sarkozy's wife.
She's a babe.
I couldn't pick one... so I picked them all...

Holy Hourly Comics, Batman!

Remember the Hourly Comics Day post a while back?
Well it totally happened.
Waste your time here!

A New Webcomic!

Hark! A Vagrant!
a blog-comic that's actually pretty rockin. and by rockin, i mean... well... i guess rockin is a pretty adequate term. i can at least learn to live with it.
Here's a list of specifically historical comics (which are awesome, by the way).

Monday, February 04, 2008

Mike Huckabee

Did you know his band is called "Capitol Offense"?