Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Brilliant marketing or just perverted


The Oozinator

(This might be a skit, or for real but either way it rocks.)

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Got Some Free Time?

Why not organize a cell phone symphony?

Now Here Is Someone Following Their Dreams

Don't Ask.
(thanks O-Bearded-One)

Going to central park this Saturday?

Looking to pick up chicks? Why not rent a puppy?
(thanks sad panda)

Wow, what a trip... that I'm back, I think it's time for a long hot shower...but what showerhead should I use? If only there was a website to help me decide...
(thanks sad panda)

Saturday, January 27, 2007

I want one of these!!!!

If I had this at home, I'd never stop using it. Fun to watch, and good for your pet. Sorta.

Wash your cat!

Thursday, January 25, 2007


I like the way this guy works!

A hard worker

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Rockbox Sansa Port to be Officially Supported

While Sandisk has been dropping hints for a while, this is the first time that the actually manufacturer has given its blessing to the Rockbox project. Austria MicroSystems, manufacturer of the SBC in Sandisk's Sansa series of MP3 players, told Rockbox developers last week that it will give them all of the documentation they need for the port as well as A4 form factor kits for easy hardware debugging if the Rockbox project will agree to also port its excellent open source firmware to AMS's upcoming SBC.

So that's good news to me.

Rage Against the Machine Reunites

at the Coachella Valley Music Festival. You should go.

You'll note that I actually meant to post this the day before it was "officially" announced, but didn't.

Monday, January 22, 2007

Yes, you too can learn English!!!

As this video demonstrates, after only 45 easy (and FUN!) lessons, you too will be a master of the English language!

Funny Video


Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Paula, you've done it again!

Watch and see how a real pro does an interview!

Interview 1
Interview 2
Interview 3

Take notes, drink alot and then go out and make an arse of yourself.

If Paula can do it- you can do it!


Yet again....

this new invention proves why America just plain rocks!

Pure Genius!

I plan to order three today and have them rush delivered to my home just in time for my weekend party.

Monday, January 15, 2007

I'm thinking about hanging someone...

... can anybody tell me how it's REALLY supposed to go down?

The Legend of Zelda!

The classic cartoons, all on YouTube for your viewing pleasure.

Creationism Museum

I think many people will be very interested to visit a museum of this theory of history. I believe the scientific name for it is "wrong."

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Bumper Stickers

So I'm driving to work this morning and I see a really nice Lexus with one bumper sticker on it that reads "Cure Autism NOW!"

Now, I completely understand the point behind this bumper sticker, and yes I'd love to see Autism cured as well. But the sticker struck me as funny. Mainly one word stuck me as funny: "NOW!" As if the entire scientific community is taking a break, watching MTV or playing PS3 instead of doing research.

(Scene: Two scientists playing Xbox 360 in front of a huge plasma TV. A third scientist walks in.)
Scientist 1: Hey wassup Bill.
Scientist 2: So, you wouldn't believe what I saw on my way to work today!
Scientist 3: What?
Scientist 2: There were signs for Autism to be cured....NOW!
Scientists 1 and 3: What!?!
Scientist 2: Yeah!! And lots of them. Apparently people are fed up with waiting.
Scientist 3: Crap...I was on level 45 and about to get the Heaven's Axe too!
Scientist 1: Well... Bill is right. We should go ahead and get on that. The world is waiting, and they seem upset.
Scientist 2: Can you imagine how pissed they'll be when they learn that we've had the cure for AIDS, but have just been too busy playing Tony Hawk to release it.
(All three scientists begin to more toward the lab station)
Scientist 1: You know...I'm kinda hungry.
Scientist 2: Me too.
Scientist 3: I could go for some food.
Scientist 1: Lets do this later. I'm in the mood of Arbys!
Scientist 2 and 3: Yeah! Sounds good.
(All leave)

Drop curtain to thunderous applause.

Seriously though, who thought up that bumper sticker? Someone who is really pissed off, I guess. "Man they STILL haven't solved the Autism problem. I don't care if it’s safer to test these drugs on rats. I want Autism cured and I want it cured NOW!"

Hmmm... I don't know- struck me as funny. Maybe I'm the only one.

The drivers of cars parked across two spaces

....should be shot without a trial. But until that vital legislation passes, you might have to fall back on this old standard.

Actually, some of the comments eclipse the note in terms of pure humor, as measured in less-than-intelligent remarks.

Because I desperately want the future to be exactly like Star Trek

I am encouraging all young readers to pay attention to this

Bob Dylan on Dave Barry on Bruce Springsteen

This post on Dave Barry's blog pretty much brings together 3 of my all time icons. What more can I say? And buy his book...or just send him some money in a box.

More Brokeback

Brokeback Empire

Good ol' Brokeback Mountain

It has given us so many trailer spoofs....

Shaun of Brokeback Mountain
Brokeback Mountain/Dumb and Dumber
The Fellowship of Brokeback Mountain

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

When I start plotting world domination, Supervillan style...

...I will do it here.

Disney's Club 33

The only place in Disneyland that served alcohol...complete with equipment for recording guest's conversations. A history.

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

When I Think Bikini Rodeo Pie Fights

I think of the Japanese.

But I want to go to Tashi Station to pick up the power converters

244 Star Wars lines that are improved by changing one word to "Pants"

First Filthy Britches Blog!!

It hurts to watch

This could be one of the most amazing falls I've ever seen.

Dracula's Castle

Is now for $ale.

The Covers Project

Database in beta form, hosting interesting cover versions of well known songs. Something to watch.

The Covers Project

Monday, January 08, 2007

When I think Ivy League

I think naked parties

This is also the secret to Microsoft's sucess


Should we be concerned as we sit here... our office on 42nd street? Hmmmm.
thanks Sad Panda.

I'm almost ashamed to post this...

...ALMOST. 32 seconds of people being hit in the face with balls. Balls. Hit in the face with balls. Balls. Balls of all shapes and sizes. Balls.


For no particular reason...

... other than making me laugh out loud.

Indiana Jones!!

Everybody sing along...."dum da dum dum...dum da dum..."

Saturday, January 06, 2007

Work day going slow?

Try this Indian/Bollywood boxing game (vaguely) reminiscent of Punch Out.

Man, it's hot.

This isn't funny. It's really hot.

Friday, January 05, 2007


To follow up the alarming Stern Review on global warming, our British friends now alert us to an even more startling situation.

Lullaby Renditions of Metallica well as other fine and bizarre renditions of popular music here.
(thanks Sad Panda)


This is a test

Factoid of the day

December 2006 was the first December in 129 years without snow in New York City. Is this true? Well, source was the little in house TV news channels in our building's elevator system.

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Working hard?

Or hardly working?

Celebrity Patents

Patents by some unlikely celebrities...including a very interesting Hydro-Therapeutics Stimulator...

First Muslim in Congress

He will be sworn in using a rare copy of the Quran, once owned by Thomas Jefferson.

Humble Bob

..devours cheesesteak consumption record -- one that has stood in Philly for almost 6 years -- by eating 13 cheesesteaks in one hour.

More White Rappers

This might not all be real...but I don't care

White Rappers

White Rappers + American Idol type competitions + Audition Tapes = Hilarious

Female Sex Offenders...

...can sometimes be attractive....My, how the world has changed...

New Lennon/McCartney Tune

This is pretty cool. McCartney to revisit another old unreleased Beatles demo and rework it "Free as a Bird" and "Real Love" style.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Good Old Pat Robertson

...always brightening our day it just me or is this guy stone cold crazy?

key quote about predicting mass disasters: ""I have a relatively good track record," he said. "Sometimes I miss.""

key quote about his track record:

"In May, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America's coastline in 2006.

Even though the U.S. was not hit with a tsunami, Robertson on Tuesday cited last spring's heavy rains and flooding in New England as partly fulfilling the prediction."

Uh-oh PottBott

Bad news to hear after New Year's

Even the best laid plans...

...sometimes fall apart...


britney style

Afternoon at the lake?

You need this. You NEED it.