Friday, October 15, 2010

Now THAT'S.....

.... how you sell colonge! I'll take ten bottles of that stuff.... and the mustache too!

Sunday, May 10, 2009

The Benarita

Here follows my favorite take on the margarita: the BENARITA. The key is the high tequila:other stuff ratio.

Ingredients: Top notch tequila (usually Patron), triple sec, FRESH lime juice, bitters.

  1. Drop 3 ice cubes in a cocktail shaker.
  2. Pour tequila up to the top of the ice cubes. The more, the better.
  3. Pour 1/2 seconds of triple sec.
  4. Pour 3/4 seconds of lime juice.
  5. 1 drop bitters.
  7. Serve up.
(makes one serving)

Incidentally, the BENARITA goes very well with the MST3K version of "INVASION USA."

The Ben Drinks

It's finally time Sublunar Minds starts spending some serious print space on one of our favorite pastimes: creating cocktails. I've started a line of drinks humbly named after myself: The Ben Drinks. I'll be posting drink mixing formulas here from time to time to keep you lucky readers properly inebriated.

First, we'll review the Ben Drink basics:

  1. Always use great booze. It's worth the extra money.
  2. Use lots of booze. You should always be able to taste it...if you don't like the taste of good booze, what are you doing making cocktails?
  3. The harder you shake it, the better it tastes (although not every drink is to be shaken).
  4. Never measure things exactly. It's more fun when you fly by the seat of your pants.
OK, next post is the Benarita!

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Some people have Mecca...

...some people have Graceland....some people have Wisconsin...

Sublunar Minds has...the museum of bad art.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Why Memory-Alpha Rocks

For those of you who aren't myself and Simon Estes, Memory-Alpha is a wiki-database of Star Trek information which covers everything from the movies to different species, comics to baby borgs.
Now, why else does this amazing website rock? Well, here.
I mean, I know that the elements were all named by writers in the series, but thank God for Memory-Alpha, who takes the time to list them. Please note that the Table of Elements in 2269, the elements include:
References to looney tunes.
and the names of the 4 Marx Brothers.

Monday, March 16, 2009

On the golf course and need to pee???

What if there isn't a bathroom around? Then THIS is for you!!!