Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Why must you tease

2 Skinnee J's is getting back together, and playing in New York three days after I leave.

Porn Parody Titles

Comprehensive list of porn parody titles including such greats as:
Captain Hooker and Peter Porn
A Clockwork Orgy
The Deer Humper
Dick, Tracy?
Frosty the Blowman
Snatch Adams
Willy Wonka and the Hershey Highway

No clue how many of these are real... but I pray that at least the last two are...
Erectnophobia is real...

Monday, July 28, 2008

Retirement in Japan....

....it's slightly different than elsewhere...

Yes, that's a 73 year old porn star. A dude no less.

Golden Throats

It's celebrity sing-off time here on SLM. Enjoy!
Patrick Swayze - She's Like the Wind
William Shatner - Lucy In the Sky with Diamonds
Eddie Murphy - Party All the Time
and of course...
Leonard Nimoy - The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins
Sorry I couldn't find any Sebastian Cabot... but if I could, the sing-off wouldn't even remotely be fair. Cabot. Hands down. Every time.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Smoking Ads

What do more doctors smoke?
Or the Flinstones... what do they smoke?
But it's healthier to smoke Chesterfields...

Friday, July 18, 2008

New Yorker

Yeah, I know we all know about it already and it's old news, but seriously... next time I give someone a "Hezbollah-style fist jab," I'm gonna tell everyone exactly what it means. Did these people not have childhoods at all?

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Dr. Horrible

This is a pretty great idea, a mad scientist's blog... also musical. I enjoy it, anyway.

The Physics of Baseball

Really cool article....even for those of us who aren't sports crazy.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Ideal Resumes

New trend that's catching on: video resumes!
Here's trendsetter Aleksey Vayner
and trendfollower Michael Cera

Monday, July 07, 2008

Guy Love

This scene from Scrubs was totally worth my time.

Tuesday, July 01, 2008