How to Protest the Olympic Torch Relay

So you think China is evil, and want to protest the Olympics. But you don't want to leave home. Well, that isn't too much of a problem if the torch relay is going through your city, just grab that mother and put it out. failing that, attack it with a freaking fire extinguisher. Or just wait for the French, they'll put it out three times before the authorities just let it stay out and put it back on the bus.