So Elvis IS Alive!

That's no impersonator....

Ghost Towns!

Find one near you. Love me some ghost towns.

Proof that British babies are funnier than US babies

The proof, my friends, is right here.

Science vs. Scientology

An interesting side-by-side timeline.

I Love To Waste Time

Everyone in the world might already know about Found Magazine, but if you don't... HERE!

Bird Poops In News Guy's Mouth!

A FAKE!!!!

Time Waster

Online Dictionary of Etymology
balls awesome.

Old Improv Everywhere

Anton Chekhov book signing!

Another Great (Bad) Van Halen Solo

Yes, this one is real. Reminds me so much of Spinal Tap. Maybe he's fighting a Nyquil addiction....

Just a good story

The short of it: identical twin gay gymnast porn star drug dealers are arrested for a string of rooftop robberies. In handcuffs, one of them smashes through the back window of the cop car with his head, flings himself onto the ground face first, dives into a lake and swims across it like a freaking dolphin, yelling, "You'll never catch me". Yes, this really happened.

Apparently Golden Delicious is already out

Did anybody else know this? I feel like I just checked his website like a week ago. Anyway, thanks, imeem.

Classic Penis Products

I wonder why these never caught on?

Stop What You Are Doing RIGHT NOW

And listen to this contemporary Christian artist. Especially "America Repent." You won't be sorry.

Excerpt from an interview on a German Linux site

"Welche drei Menschen und welche drei Dinge würdest du auf eine einsame Insel mitnehmen (ohne Internetanschluss)?

Ohne Internetanschluss? Vergiss es, ich fahr nicht auf die! "

Productivity Enhancer Of The Day

Your favorite 8 bit Nintendo games now playable in your browser! I defy anyone to get any work done today.

LimerickDB

A fantastic new limerick site just started by Randall Munroe of xkcd using the codebase from bash.org. There you go, three of the best sites on the internet in one blog post.

Tom Cruise: Scientology Video

WTF?

Attention please

I love Achewood. No, I didn't see it coming, either. Sorry about the small print.

New Dr McNinja Book!

Yay! Who doesn't love the good doctor?

Recreational Marijuana Legalization

Might be on the ballot in CA next November, according to this highly unbiased source.