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"After the latter the animal was ready to burst, and made so violent a discharge as was very offensive to me and my companion."

Our legal system hard at work

Fax from grocery store convinces prison to release felon.

Movie Dialogue of The Day

Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

Ardour 2.0 Release Candidate 2

The second (and possibly last) release candidate of Ardour 2.0 was released earlier this week. Try it out if you have a Mac or Linux! For those of you not familiar with Ardour, it's basically a more stable open source ProTools alternative. Unfortunately, it requires X11 at the moment (comes on your Mac OS disc or a free download from apple.com). I think they're working on fixing that?

Pi on the Piano

This site took the numbers 0-9 and assigned them to notes in the major scale. Now you can listen to what Pi sounds like at 1000 places. Strangely beautiful.

Illegal Aliens and Bush

This is definitely a fake video. But it's still pretty funny.

Headline of the Day

Oh...those silly Scots.

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Consider My Pants Adequately Pissed

Now I don't consider myself a fan of the oft-imitated television series The OC, but this SNL Digital Short parody of this "heartwrenching" scene from the OC had me rolling on the floor. Watch either first, it's hilarious regardless of viewing order.

The most important band of all time is reuniting

Spinal Tap. Yes, you read that right. They're reuniting at a concert in Wembley staduim for Gore's "Live Earth" special. Marti di Bergi will also be in attendance.

The article also reports:

"A new 15-minute film directed by Reiner on the band's reunion will also play at the opening night of the Tribeca Film Festival in New York on Wednesday. The slate for the opening gala, to be hosted by Al Gore, was previously announced, excepting the Reiner short."

The dumbest thing Giuliani has ever said

"Giuliani said terrorists 'hate us and not because of anything bad we have done; it has nothing to do with Israel and Palestine. They hate us for the freedoms we have and the freedoms we want to share with the world.'"

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Really Cool Cakes

Yes, they're just cakes. But they're pretty damn cool. Also, I found it very funny that the ad in the corner of the cake page was a "please help starving children in Africa" ad.

face it

you've always wanted to see g-dub do a rap burn on somebody.

To Improve The Bathroom Experience for Everyone

You should definitely check out the homepage of the International Center for Bathroom Etiquette.

Quality Keytar Pics

Here is an assortment of pics featuring the most underrated instrument of all time -- the Keytar! My favorite is the combination keytar/steinberger.

More Great Emails

OK, I have to admit it...I'm highly amused by horrible spam...like this one I just got:

Looking around frantically, I thought something awful had happened.
And, while it's not the advice from an expert, I find that nothing works better than a big hug .
I'm not saying I've mastered this whole subject; rather, I've learned that I can do it and survive to talk about it! But who helps us this latest bout of overwhelming sadness? I recently experienced one where my youngest son played in one room while his guest opted to play elsewhere. Read all about the survey findings, but I know I speak on behalf of parents and early educators everywhere: Our kids are really alright! When my third child was born, he responded differently still.
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However, it also indicated that kids in quality day cares possess a higher vocabulary by the 5th grade.

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something awesome

so, i found out about this guy a few years ago and have been listening to his little remix of Sunday Bloody Sunday for at least that long, but this little mix for Imagine is also extremely good. hope everyone enjoys.

Well Constructed Arguement of the Day

Today's WCAOTD comes from Professor Ted Nugent in a CNN article entitled "Gun-free zones are recipe for disaster." The title pretty much sums it up, but here are some quality quotes:

"Anybody see what the evil Brady Campaign and other anti-gun cults have created? I personally have zero tolerance for evil and denial."

"My hero, Dr. Suzanne Gratia Hupp, was not allowed by Texas law to carry her handgun into Luby's Cafeteria that fateful day in 1991, when due to bureaucrat-forced unarmed helplessness she could do nothing to stop satanic George Hennard from killing 23 people and wounding more than 20 others before he shot himself. Hupp was unarmed for no other reason than denial-ridden "feel good" politics."

"She has since led the charge for concealed weapon upgrade in Texas, where we can now stop evil. Yet, there are still the mindless puppets of the Brady Campaign and other anti-gun organizations insisting on continuing the gun-free zone insanity by which innocents are forced into unarmed helplessness. Shame on them. Shame on America. Shame on the anti-gunners all."

"Evil is as evil does, and laws disarming guaranteed victims make evil people very, very happy. Shame on us."

"Eliminate the insanity of gun-free zones, which will never, ever be gun-free zones. They will only be good guy gun-free zones, and that is a recipe for disaster written in blood on the altar of denial."