Some people claim dolphinariums are inhumane

I say, keeping things like this from the world is inhumane. Thanks to Rolyn.

Oh, The Terrifying Laboratory Equipment Advertisements of Yesteryear

Here's another one!

Trying to Decide on a College?

Use this impartial resource. The Top 50 Universities ranked by the attractiveness of their women. And in case the link is down, here's the whole list:

50. Illinois
Missouri
Pacific
Maryland
Oregon State
Virginia Tech
Louisville
Indiana
TCU
Washington State
Stanford
Iowa
Purdue
Penn State
Oklahoma
Nebraska
Colorado
North Carolina State
Michigan
Vanderbilt
Duke
Utah
North Carolina
Michigan State
UNLV
Tennessee
Ohio State
Kentucky
Wisconsin
Arizona
South Florida
Washington
Alabama
University of Miami (FL)
Kansas
Clemson
Cal
Arkansas
Texas
Oregon
Louisiana State University
University of Georgia
Auburn University
UCLA
South Carolina
Ole Miss
Univeristy of Florida
Florida State University
University of Southern California
1. Arizona State University

Holy freaking crap

A video collection of some of the most insanely lucky people on earth.

When is Easter?

Just follow this simple formula:

((19*t+u-w-(u-(u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15)mod30)+(32+2*x+2*y-(19*t+u-w- (u-(u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15)mod30)-z)mod7)-7*(t+11*(19*t+u-w(u- (u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15)mod30)+22*(32+2*x+2*y-(19*t+u-w-(u- (u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15)mod30)-g)mod7)+114)\31

Don't worry, it's a cyclical function that repeats itself once every 5,700,000 years, so it shouldn't be too hard to just remember the pattern.

Crayon Physics

Possibly the coolest game, ever.

Only The Russians Could Do It

The best version of Sweet Home Alabama ever. Yes, that's the Russian Army Choir and band in the background.

OH FOUR TUNA

Carl Orff and Catullus are probably spinning in their graves. Don't ask questions, don't resist. Simply give in and watch.

-VIPER

Text-only Magic Eye!

Wheeeeeeeee!!

Most depressing fashion show

Ever.

Chris Ware

This is a quick cool animation from Chris Ware, he's done some really cool comic work including Jimmy Corrigan, The Smartest Kid on Earth, and numerous Penguin Graphic Classics Covers (if you haven't seen them, here's some) like Candide, not to mention some McSweeney's pubs (Quarterly #13, especially).

I want this now!

Holy SH&T this looks amazing.

Montgomery Police Refuse to Pay Speed Camera Fines

In recent weeks, officers have twice been photographed speeding past a camera and extending a middle finger, an act that police supervisors interpreted as a gesture of defiance. "There is no excuse for that kind of behavior," said Andrews, who was briefed on the incidents.

Goodbye, Lenin

Cool picture.

Nathaniel Buckner

1700's comedey...

The largest drain hole in the world

Swimming prohibited.

Hard-Hitting News!

Breaking News!
Gary Gygax, co-creator of D&D, dead.
RIP... you level 20 Paladin...
...
I wonder how long it will be before it's ok to say that he'd be "rolling in his grave if he saw what you just did" in the game... probably have to at least wait till he's buried, right?

Barack Obama in ChristianityToday

A pretty important interview.

Simplified Map of the Eisenhower Interstate HIghway System

Pretty cool.

More About Scientology

I thought half that stuff had to be made up... but I was dead wrong.

And here's a great quote:

In L. Ron Hubbard's Scientology: A History of Man, he says that the book provides, "a coldblooded and factual account of your last sixty trillion years."

This book was apparently written (according to Hubbard's doctor) while under the influence of amphetamines (see).

Also by Hubbard:

Mission Earth 6: Death Quest

How To Use A Dictionary: A Picture Book For Children

Battlefield Earth

and

Mission Earth 6: The Enemy Within

I love this book... so much...