Now THAT'S.....

.... how you sell colonge! I'll take ten bottles of that stuff.... and the mustache too!

Star Trek: TNG like you've never seen it before...

These edits of the show are amazingly well done and bring tears of laughter to my eyes! Here are a few of my favorites:

TNG episode 12 - "bridge buffoonery"

The Next Generation episode 4 - Uneventful Day

TNG edit 24 - "flauting danger"

"The Next Generation episode 9 - "A Fistful of Explosions"

The Next Generation episode 8 - "Fine Art"

TNG episode 16 - "PicArt"

There's 26 edits in total.

Enjoy!

The Benarita

Here follows my favorite take on the margarita: the BENARITA. The key is the high tequila:other stuff ratio.

Ingredients: Top notch tequila (usually Patron), triple sec, FRESH lime juice, bitters.

1. Drop 3 ice cubes in a cocktail shaker.
2. Pour tequila up to the top of the ice cubes. The more, the better.
3. Pour 1/2 seconds of triple sec.
4. Pour 3/4 seconds of lime juice.
5. 1 drop bitters.
6. SHAKE HARD.
7. Serve up.

(makes one serving)

Incidentally, the BENARITA goes very well with the MST3K version of "INVASION USA."

The Ben Drinks

It's finally time Sublunar Minds starts spending some serious print space on one of our favorite pastimes: creating cocktails. I've started a line of drinks humbly named after myself: The Ben Drinks. I'll be posting drink mixing formulas here from time to time to keep you lucky readers properly inebriated.

First, we'll review the Ben Drink basics:

1. Always use great booze. It's worth the extra money.
2. Use lots of booze. You should always be able to taste it...if you don't like the taste of good booze, what are you doing making cocktails?
3. The harder you shake it, the better it tastes (although not every drink is to be shaken).
4. Never measure things exactly. It's more fun when you fly by the seat of your pants.

OK, next post is the Benarita!

Your 80's video of the day....

Enjoy!

Some people have Mecca...

...some people have Graceland....some people have Wisconsin...

Sublunar Minds has...the museum of bad art.

Why Memory-Alpha Rocks

For those of you who aren't myself and Simon Estes, Memory-Alpha is a wiki-database of Star Trek information which covers everything from the movies to different species, comics to baby borgs.
Now, why else does this amazing website rock? Well, here.
I mean, I know that the elements were all named by writers in the series, but thank God for Memory-Alpha, who takes the time to list them. Please note that the Table of Elements in 2269, the elements include:
References to looney tunes.
"Potatoeium"
and the names of the 4 Marx Brothers.

On the golf course and need to pee???

What if there isn't a bathroom around? Then THIS is for you!!!

Like Tetris?

Have some spare time? Then here.

Jonathan Krohn

He's only 14. That's his excuse.

A Little Bit O' the Old In-Out

When I see a review like this, it's hard for me to not just run out and buy the book out of spite.
Especially when that book is supposed to be one of the best nonfictions of the year.

Shatner

FOR PRIME MINISTER!!!

Greatest Sculpture Ever

I love art that commemorates the greatest triumphs of man.

HOLY CRAP

Hope is on the roll.

iFart vs Pull My Finger

Best court documents I have ever read. Take special note of #13.

Goddamn, I love it

Hard to be sympathetic for the IFPI. I mean, there points on both sides of the board....but fuck the IFPI.

Personally I hate it when people make those kind of unilateral statements. Email or PM me and I'll get more into depth.

That's it. Rant over. EVERYBODY DRINK!!

U.S. Constitution Erotic Coloring Book - now featuring the Bill of Rights!

The perfect gift for that extremely specific special person that probably isn't in your life.

"Dutch city fears loss of pornography collection"

Actual AP headline. Key quote:

Asked whether he thought it was unusual for the town to have a pornography collection, Krikke said "yes" - and that made the loss greater.

"Actually, we don't have one anymore," he said.

Dr. Katz = Comedy

Just found this clip of David Cross on Dr. Katz... now i want to watch every episode of this show!

You Guys!!!

I... uhh... here. Just look what I found! A collection of myspace banner ads (no pop ups, just those stupid stupid games! yay!)