Why must you tease

2 Skinnee J's is getting back together, and playing in New York three days after I leave.

Porn Parody Titles

Comprehensive list of porn parody titles including such greats as:
Beaverjuice
Captain Hooker and Peter Porn
A Clockwork Orgy
The Deer Humper
Dick, Tracy?
Frosty the Blowman
Snatch Adams
Willy Wonka and the Hershey Highway
and
Erectnophobia

No clue how many of these are real... but I pray that at least the last two are...
edit:
Erectnophobia is real...

Retirement in Japan....

....it's slightly different than elsewhere...

Yes, that's a 73 year old porn star. A dude no less.

Golden Throats

It's celebrity sing-off time here on SLM. Enjoy!
Patrick Swayze - She's Like the Wind
William Shatner - Lucy In the Sky with Diamonds
Eddie Murphy - Party All the Time
and of course...
Leonard Nimoy - The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins
Sorry I couldn't find any Sebastian Cabot... but if I could, the sing-off wouldn't even remotely be fair. Cabot. Hands down. Every time.

Smoking Ads

What do more doctors smoke?
Or the Flinstones... what do they smoke?
But it's healthier to smoke Chesterfields...

New Yorker

Yeah, I know we all know about it already and it's old news, but seriously... next time I give someone a "Hezbollah-style fist jab," I'm gonna tell everyone exactly what it means. Did these people not have childhoods at all?

Dr. Horrible

This is a pretty great idea, a mad scientist's blog... also musical. I enjoy it, anyway.

The Physics of Baseball

Really cool article....even for those of us who aren't sports crazy.

One Haded Typing Glove

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Ideal Resumes

New trend that's catching on: video resumes!
Here's trendsetter Aleksey Vayner
and trendfollower Michael Cera

Apricots in Mashed Potatoes

Word of advice: Don't. Do it.

Flying Saucer Power Source

Really.

Woo Hoo Muxtape!

It is our opinion that everyone should post SLuM songs...hehe...

Today is Al Green Day

Classic video from the 70s

Octopus Story of The Day

Octopui and Rubik's Cubes

Guy Love

This scene from Scrubs was totally worth my time.

Ninja attacks school.

Well....sorta.