Rebel Clowning

Join the Clandestine Insurgent Rebel Clown Army. "CIRCA aims to make clowning dangerous again, to bring it back to the street." I...I think they're being serious.

It's Not Easy Bein' Green

So yeah, of course Kermit the Frog was emo, but... I didn't know he was quite this emo.

Progress on The Pill for Men

Now, if they can just make a Plan B for men...

Bizarre HP Comparison

Two 500gb home servers from the same vendor: $300 for Linux, $600 for Windows Home Server. And the Linux version is smaller, quieter, and more capable.

A Fit Of Vanity

I don't know how old this is, but it needs to be shared... hard.
Brenda Dickson (the queen from Neverending Story 2, The Young and the Restless) telling the world about fashion... and dieting.
The most hilarious parody I've ever seen. Part 1 and part 2!
Part 2 is painfully hilarious... just so everyone knows.

A very accurate watch

It probably tells time alright, too.

In Rainbows Competition

Make an animated music video for new Radiohead songs... judged by the band... freakin' awesome.

Feel like getting a million bucks from NASA?

You bet you do!
NASA is currently pressuring the private sector with open challenges to whomever. I think it's pretty cool, at least.

How to Knit Edible Panties out of Twizzlers

If you were wondering.

Some people claim dolphinariums are inhumane

I say, keeping things like this from the world is inhumane. Thanks to Rolyn.

Oh, The Terrifying Laboratory Equipment Advertisements of Yesteryear

Here's another one!

Trying to Decide on a College?

Use this impartial resource. The Top 50 Universities ranked by the attractiveness of their women. And in case the link is down, here's the whole list:

50. Illinois
Missouri
Pacific
Maryland
Oregon State
Virginia Tech
Louisville
Indiana
TCU
Washington State
Stanford
Iowa
Purdue
Penn State
Oklahoma
Nebraska
Colorado
North Carolina State
Michigan
Vanderbilt
Duke
Utah
North Carolina
Michigan State
UNLV
Tennessee
Ohio State
Kentucky
Wisconsin
Arizona
South Florida
Washington
Alabama
University of Miami (FL)
Kansas
Clemson
Cal
Arkansas
Texas
Oregon
Louisiana State University
University of Georgia
Auburn University
UCLA
South Carolina
Ole Miss
Univeristy of Florida
Florida State University
University of Southern California
1. Arizona State University

Holy freaking crap

A video collection of some of the most insanely lucky people on earth.

When is Easter?

Just follow this simple formula:

((19*t+u-w-(u-(u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15)mod30)+(32+2*x+2*y-(19*t+u-w- (u-(u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15)mod30)-z)mod7)-7*(t+11*(19*t+u-w(u- (u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15)mod30)+22*(32+2*x+2*y-(19*t+u-w-(u- (u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15)mod30)-g)mod7)+114)\31

Don't worry, it's a cyclical function that repeats itself once every 5,700,000 years, so it shouldn't be too hard to just remember the pattern.

Crayon Physics

Possibly the coolest game, ever.

Only The Russians Could Do It

The best version of Sweet Home Alabama ever. Yes, that's the Russian Army Choir and band in the background.

OH FOUR TUNA

Carl Orff and Catullus are probably spinning in their graves. Don't ask questions, don't resist. Simply give in and watch.

-VIPER

Text-only Magic Eye!

Wheeeeeeeee!!

Most depressing fashion show

Ever.

Chris Ware

This is a quick cool animation from Chris Ware, he's done some really cool comic work including Jimmy Corrigan, The Smartest Kid on Earth, and numerous Penguin Graphic Classics Covers (if you haven't seen them, here's some) like Candide, not to mention some McSweeney's pubs (Quarterly #13, especially).

I want this now!

Holy SH&T this looks amazing.

Montgomery Police Refuse to Pay Speed Camera Fines

In recent weeks, officers have twice been photographed speeding past a camera and extending a middle finger, an act that police supervisors interpreted as a gesture of defiance. "There is no excuse for that kind of behavior," said Andrews, who was briefed on the incidents.

Goodbye, Lenin

Cool picture.

Nathaniel Buckner

1700's comedey...

The largest drain hole in the world

Swimming prohibited.

Hard-Hitting News!

Breaking News!
Gary Gygax, co-creator of D&D, dead.
RIP... you level 20 Paladin...
...
I wonder how long it will be before it's ok to say that he'd be "rolling in his grave if he saw what you just did" in the game... probably have to at least wait till he's buried, right?

Barack Obama in ChristianityToday

A pretty important interview.

Simplified Map of the Eisenhower Interstate HIghway System

Pretty cool.

More About Scientology

I thought half that stuff had to be made up... but I was dead wrong.

And here's a great quote:

In L. Ron Hubbard's Scientology: A History of Man, he says that the book provides, "a coldblooded and factual account of your last sixty trillion years."

This book was apparently written (according to Hubbard's doctor) while under the influence of amphetamines (see).

Also by Hubbard:

Mission Earth 6: Death Quest

How To Use A Dictionary: A Picture Book For Children

Battlefield Earth

and

Mission Earth 6: The Enemy Within

I love this book... so much...

So Elvis IS Alive!

That's no impersonator....

Ghost Towns!

Find one near you. Love me some ghost towns.

Proof that British babies are funnier than US babies

The proof, my friends, is right here.

Science vs. Scientology

An interesting side-by-side timeline.

I Love To Waste Time

Everyone in the world might already know about Found Magazine, but if you don't... HERE!

Bird Poops In News Guy's Mouth!

A FAKE!!!!

Time Waster

Online Dictionary of Etymology
balls awesome.

Old Improv Everywhere

Anton Chekhov book signing!

Another Great (Bad) Van Halen Solo

Yes, this one is real. Reminds me so much of Spinal Tap. Maybe he's fighting a Nyquil addiction....