I know I'll be there!

Latest nude photo shoot.

Russian password cracking spam titles. Yah Comrade!

"After the latter the animal was ready to burst, and made so violent a discharge as was very offensive to me and my companion."

Our legal system hard at work

Fax from grocery store convinces prison to release felon.

Movie Dialogue of The Day

Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

Ardour 2.0 Release Candidate 2

The second (and possibly last) release candidate of Ardour 2.0 was released earlier this week. Try it out if you have a Mac or Linux! For those of you not familiar with Ardour, it's basically a more stable open source ProTools alternative. Unfortunately, it requires X11 at the moment (comes on your Mac OS disc or a free download from apple.com). I think they're working on fixing that?

Pi on the Piano

This site took the numbers 0-9 and assigned them to notes in the major scale. Now you can listen to what Pi sounds like at 1000 places. Strangely beautiful.

Illegal Aliens and Bush

This is definitely a fake video. But it's still pretty funny.

Headline of the Day

Oh...those silly Scots.

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Consider My Pants Adequately Pissed

Now I don't consider myself a fan of the oft-imitated television series The OC, but this SNL Digital Short parody of this "heartwrenching" scene from the OC had me rolling on the floor. Watch either first, it's hilarious regardless of viewing order.

The most important band of all time is reuniting

Spinal Tap. Yes, you read that right. They're reuniting at a concert in Wembley staduim for Gore's "Live Earth" special. Marti di Bergi will also be in attendance.

The article also reports:

"A new 15-minute film directed by Reiner on the band's reunion will also play at the opening night of the Tribeca Film Festival in New York on Wednesday. The slate for the opening gala, to be hosted by Al Gore, was previously announced, excepting the Reiner short."

The dumbest thing Giuliani has ever said

"Giuliani said terrorists 'hate us and not because of anything bad we have done; it has nothing to do with Israel and Palestine. They hate us for the freedoms we have and the freedoms we want to share with the world.'"

full story

Really Cool Cakes

Yes, they're just cakes. But they're pretty damn cool. Also, I found it very funny that the ad in the corner of the cake page was a "please help starving children in Africa" ad.

face it

you've always wanted to see g-dub do a rap burn on somebody.

To Improve The Bathroom Experience for Everyone

You should definitely check out the homepage of the International Center for Bathroom Etiquette.

Quality Keytar Pics

Here is an assortment of pics featuring the most underrated instrument of all time -- the Keytar! My favorite is the combination keytar/steinberger.

More Great Emails

OK, I have to admit it...I'm highly amused by horrible spam...like this one I just got:

Looking around frantically, I thought something awful had happened.
And, while it's not the advice from an expert, I find that nothing works better than a big hug .
I'm not saying I've mastered this whole subject; rather, I've learned that I can do it and survive to talk about it! But who helps us this latest bout of overwhelming sadness? I recently experienced one where my youngest son played in one room while his guest opted to play elsewhere. Read all about the survey findings, but I know I speak on behalf of parents and early educators everywhere: Our kids are really alright! When my third child was born, he responded differently still.
Choose what's best for your family, feel comfortable in your decision, and love the wee ones with all your might!
However, it also indicated that kids in quality day cares possess a higher vocabulary by the 5th grade.

Japanese Weight Loss Spam

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something awesome

so, i found out about this guy a few years ago and have been listening to his little remix of Sunday Bloody Sunday for at least that long, but this little mix for Imagine is also extremely good. hope everyone enjoys.

Well Constructed Arguement of the Day

Today's WCAOTD comes from Professor Ted Nugent in a CNN article entitled "Gun-free zones are recipe for disaster." The title pretty much sums it up, but here are some quality quotes:

"Anybody see what the evil Brady Campaign and other anti-gun cults have created? I personally have zero tolerance for evil and denial."

"My hero, Dr. Suzanne Gratia Hupp, was not allowed by Texas law to carry her handgun into Luby's Cafeteria that fateful day in 1991, when due to bureaucrat-forced unarmed helplessness she could do nothing to stop satanic George Hennard from killing 23 people and wounding more than 20 others before he shot himself. Hupp was unarmed for no other reason than denial-ridden "feel good" politics."

"She has since led the charge for concealed weapon upgrade in Texas, where we can now stop evil. Yet, there are still the mindless puppets of the Brady Campaign and other anti-gun organizations insisting on continuing the gun-free zone insanity by which innocents are forced into unarmed helplessness. Shame on them. Shame on America. Shame on the anti-gunners all."

"Evil is as evil does, and laws disarming guaranteed victims make evil people very, very happy. Shame on us."

"Eliminate the insanity of gun-free zones, which will never, ever be gun-free zones. They will only be good guy gun-free zones, and that is a recipe for disaster written in blood on the altar of denial."

The Chart of Cousins

Never wonder about nomenclature again.

Early internet invention of the day

Teledildonics -- and here I'm quoting directly from Wikipedia:

Dildonics are electronic sex toys that can be controlled by a computer. Promoters of these devices have claimed since the 1980s they are the "next big thing" in cybersex technology. Teledildonics (also known as Cyberdildonics) is the integration of telepresence with sex and was coined in the 1980s by Ted Nelson. The term is considered somewhat humorous and speculative, but not so much so that it is not used in serious contexts: indeed, it is the only commonly-used word to express the precise concept. In its original conception, this technology was to have been used for "remote" sex (or, at least, remote mutual masturbation), where the physical sensations of touch could be transmitted over a data link between the participants.

Thanks to Sad Panda, without whom, Teledildonics would never have entered my wildest imagination.

Guitar Hero on the DS!!

Now being a guitar player myself, I never had even the slightest inclination to get caught up in the Guitar Hero wave. Personally, listening to others play it, operating a bastardized guitar controller actually seems harder (not to mention less fun) than just rockin' out on a real guitar. BUT...all that said, I think it is an absolutely BRILLIANT game. Brilliant. One which could conceivably change what a lot of people think video games can be. So I do think it's another brilliant decision to release Guitar Hero on the DS. That link speculates gameplay will be through scratching the tiny screen...though I think it would be WAY cooler to have a little mini palm sized guitar.

Balance out that tobacco in your lungs

With some good old fashioned Cannabis!

Why FilthyBritches should be reading Digg

He's missing out on stories that are right up his alley! Like this new Japanese fashion trend -- Bikini Jeans. How long until this hits NYC?

Bikin Jeans

Comic Book Ads

Why do they have to be so WEIRD? Kind of cool though, in a strange way.

Another rip from Dave Barry

Hard to believe anything went wrong with this plan

Interview with Bill Watterson

The Calvin and Hobbes writer answers 15 readers' questions. As a longtime C&H fan, I find this fascinating.

let's get Monday started with a little joke

Courtesy of A-Holz:

An eye doctor, a heart surgeon and an HMO executive die and are in heaven. God asks the eye doctor why he should be let into heaven, and the doctor explains to God that he helped people save or regain their sight. God says, ''Welcome to heaven, my son.''

God then asks the heart surgeon what he had done in life that should allow him into heaven. ''I saved people from death from heart attacks and heart disease,'' the doctor replies. ''Welcome to heaven, my son,'' God says.

God then turns to the HMO executive. God asked him what he was, and the man replied that he worked for an HMO. ''Welcome to heaven, my son,'' says God, ''but you have to leave in two days.''

100% Grade-A American Cowboys

Sometimes the best way to attract visitors to your website is to scare the sh*t out of them.

New Gai

Hey dudes, I am whitebear. This is a very cool game. Flinthearted may delete this post or chastise me, for he has not found the gospel of Kingdom of Loathing. I have heard the gospel of loathing, and It is Good.

Timbaland took this song from a Commodore 64 and used it on a Nelly Furtado song. Then when they threatened him with legal action, he went on the radio to prove he was a huge dick. Here's a very fun YouTube production alternating all the songs in order.

I was upset, cause I like Timbaland's recent productions with Justin Timberlake and Nelly Furtado. But you gotta give credit to your samples, regardless of who you are or how deep. Jackass.

~lovvles and huggles!~
whitebear

Loop Duplicate of My Heart

Cool tune by Suburban Kids With Biblical Names, a new favorite of mine in the Emerging Swedish Internet Phenomenon Bands category. I recommend checking out the higher fi version of it (and the rest of the source album, #3) at eMusic.com.

Old People Singing "My Generation"

Simply put

Russian Roulette

For Kids.

WINE beats Windows and Linux in Performance

As much as I hate to reference /. posts on this blog, these benchmarks were really interesting. Apparently the latest WINE (win32 compatibility layer for Linux) has gotten so fast that it sometimes even outperforms native Linux and native Windows XP games (not to mention the fact that it always soundly kicks the ass of anything on Windows Vista). Pretty cool.

Digg

I'm starting to integrate the Digg buttons into posts. Everyone should create Digg accounts and start Digging the shit out of this stuff. Or at least the good stuff.

Contributors, just paste this in the html of the post:

<script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script>

My Space is Sick and Dying

Hmmmmm

Sweat that fat away!!

Seriously, what sounds more fun than a belt that you put around your abs to give you an all day sauna? You could be just sitting at your desk at work, and this magic little device will make your stomach sweat, sweat, and sweat some more! How relaxing!

Even more final countodown

Ok, this is pretty funny too

Why would anyone post this?

More Final Countdown

Actually, the real one is just as funny

The best version of "The Final Countdown"

The best version EVER PERFORMED.

Here's a downer

The British Ministry of Defense's predictions of what the world will be like in 2035. Especially interesting is their idea of a reviving Marxist movement among the middle class. Also interesting is this bit on climate change:

There is "compelling evidence" to indicate that climate change is occurring and that the atmosphere will continue to warm at an unprecedented rate throughout the 21st century. It could lead to a reduction in north Atlantic salinity by increasing the freshwater runoff from the Arctic. This could affect the natural circulation of the north Atlantic by diminishing the warming effect of ocean currents on western Europe. "The drop in temperature might exceed that of the miniature ice age of the 17th and 18th centuries."

all the demotivation you could ever want

most of you have probably seen this... but it's not a bad thing to refresh your memory:
Change: When the winds of change blow hard enough, even the most trivial things can become deadly projectiles.

Dentist of The Day

Here

Japan's Rules for Robots

Very interesting that Japan is already drafting legislation to deal with advanced robots.

Behold the glory that is Space Ghost: Coast to Coast

This is one of my favorite shows.

Space Ghost in jail.

Space Ghost eats a peach.

Space Ghost, you know what?

Space Ghost: Piledriver

Watch and laugh....I know I did.

Tony vs. Paul

Apparently this took 2 months to finish.

i'm not even going to say anything about this.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CNyuf17C6Gs
not. a. thing.

Scary Fish Picture of The Day

Fresh from the Congo River

And for my 50th post today...

....I bring to you a history of the ill-fated Apple III.

It's Car Shopping Season

Knight Rider car is up for sale

Japanese Naval Officers

Those crazy characters!

Valium Dispensing Invention of The Day

So Far

Firefighter of the week

So Far

For those that haven't seen

Alanis Morissette's "My Humps" parody. Nobody knows what it means.

With a name like "Dragon Force"...

you know it is either going to seriously kick a$$ and take names, or be some 14 year olds in their parent's house trying to be cool in the basement.

Fortunately for us, it is the former.

I can't not believe how fast these guys can play! Check it.

Karl Rove's Hip Hop Debut

PETA is not a fan.

Source to last post

I think it's important that you check out the context of the site that displays that fantastic toilet. Some of these might just beat it...

Toilet Picture of The Day

Viper, this one's for you.

Ah reporters

Gotta love how they always keep their cool.

The unthinkable... has happened

The Onion News Network...
i actually orgasmed a little when i saw this... but just a little. not like... ok i'm stopping. watch.

What made Washington so great?

His whiskey.

Paris. Breasts.

Besides the amazing journalism in this piece, I love it because of:

1) The headline
2) The fact that it's posted on dailyindia.com

TMBG New Album and Tour Dates!!

Here!

FT -- Read The Title

...Then read the blurb....just a typo?

update: Apparently it was just a typo that has now been corrected. When I posted this, the headline (referring to private equity firm Kohlberg Kravis Roberts) said "KKK to acquire First Data"

Now it's corrected to "KKR to acquire First Data."

Should have taken a screen shot...

Inebriators Ho!

The path has been laid...

Action figure of the day

Here

Fuck Yeah!!!!!

See for yourself

Interesting way to perform.

What happens when a band can only afford one instrument. Oh...and several mics. Oh and a camera to record them playing. But other than that...

This could be a great act if they polished up some things and make it flow better. In any case, I was impressed.