Monday, March 31, 2008

Rebel Clowning

Join the Clandestine Insurgent Rebel Clown Army. "CIRCA aims to make clowning dangerous again, to bring it back to the street." I...I think they're being serious.

It's Not Easy Bein' Green

So yeah, of course Kermit the Frog was emo, but... I didn't know he was quite this emo.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Bizarre HP Comparison

Two 500gb home servers from the same vendor: $300 for Linux, $600 for Windows Home Server. And the Linux version is smaller, quieter, and more capable.

Friday, March 28, 2008

A Fit Of Vanity

I don't know how old this is, but it needs to be shared... hard.
Brenda Dickson (the queen from Neverending Story 2, The Young and the Restless) telling the world about fashion... and dieting.
The most hilarious parody I've ever seen. Part 1 and part 2!
Part 2 is painfully hilarious... just so everyone knows.

A very accurate watch

It probably tells time alright, too.

In Rainbows Competition

Make an animated music video for new Radiohead songs... judged by the band... freakin' awesome.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Trying to Decide on a College?

Use this impartial resource. The Top 50 Universities ranked by the attractiveness of their women. And in case the link is down, here's the whole list:

50. Illinois
Missouri
Pacific
Maryland
Oregon State
Virginia Tech
Louisville
Indiana
TCU
Washington State
Stanford
Iowa
Purdue
Penn State
Oklahoma
Nebraska
Colorado
North Carolina State
Michigan
Vanderbilt
Duke
Utah
North Carolina
Michigan State
UNLV
Tennessee
Ohio State
Kentucky
Wisconsin
Arizona
South Florida
Washington
Alabama
University of Miami (FL)
Kansas
Clemson
Cal
Arkansas
Texas
Oregon
Louisiana State University
University of Georgia
Auburn University
UCLA
South Carolina
Ole Miss
Univeristy of Florida
Florida State University
University of Southern California
1. Arizona State University

Sunday, March 23, 2008

When is Easter?

Just follow this simple formula:

((19*t+u-w-(u-(u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15)mod30)+(32+2*x+2*y-(19*t+u-w- (u-(u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15)mod30)-z)mod7)-7*(t+11*(19*t+u-w(u- (u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15)mod30)+22*(32+2*x+2*y-(19*t+u-w-(u- (u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15)mod30)-g)mod7)+114)\31

Don't worry, it's a cyclical function that repeats itself once every 5,700,000 years, so it shouldn't be too hard to just remember the pattern.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Only The Russians Could Do It

The best version of Sweet Home Alabama ever. Yes, that's the Russian Army Choir and band in the background.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

OH FOUR TUNA

Carl Orff and Catullus are probably spinning in their graves. Don't ask questions, don't resist. Simply give in and watch.

-VIPER

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Chris Ware

This is a quick cool animation from Chris Ware, he's done some really cool comic work including Jimmy Corrigan, The Smartest Kid on Earth, and numerous Penguin Graphic Classics Covers (if you haven't seen them, here's some) like Candide, not to mention some McSweeney's pubs (Quarterly #13, especially).

I want this now!

Holy SH&T this looks amazing.

Friday, March 07, 2008

The largest drain hole in the world

Swimming prohibited.

Hard-Hitting News!

Breaking News!
Gary Gygax, co-creator of D&D, dead.
RIP... you level 20 Paladin...
...
I wonder how long it will be before it's ok to say that he'd be "rolling in his grave if he saw what you just did" in the game... probably have to at least wait till he's buried, right?

Barack Obama in ChristianityToday

A pretty important interview.

Simplified Map of the Eisenhower Interstate HIghway System

Pretty cool.

Thursday, March 06, 2008

More About Scientology

I thought half that stuff had to be made up... but I was dead wrong.

And here's a great quote:

In L. Ron Hubbard's Scientology: A History of Man, he says that the book provides, "a coldblooded and factual account of your last sixty trillion years."

This book was apparently written (according to Hubbard's doctor) while under the influence of amphetamines (see).

Also by Hubbard:




and


I love this book... so much...

So Elvis IS Alive!

That's no impersonator....

Ghost Towns!

Find one near you. Love me some ghost towns.

Monday, March 03, 2008